Thursday 10 March 2011

This news just in






















Above, Liz Hurley, actress. You only need to read one story. And this is it:

Tube strike nightmare – end in sight.
Embattled MP staring at
Political abyss, last night.
Secret shame of bureaucrat
In late-night, death-plunge mercy dash.
Sex-change MP is my brother
Town hall boss sells wife for cash
Fury over Hurley’s lover.
Life inside for Satan’s slaves
Hurley man is pervy pest
Sex change curate went to raves
In kinky town hall man’s love nest.
Vicars leap into abyss
Toy boy lover’s final kiss.

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