Why is a person of wisdom and taste
hanging out in this sleazy bar
this cess-pit of ignorance?
Let me tell you why.
I have zero tolerance for beastliness
I am here to lampoon.
your low-wattage intelligence
I am your keyboard enemy.
I may seem mild in manner
but my power is mighty. See how
I can raise the temperature of the room
with a slightly raised eyebrow.
Good manners are not in fashion
but I have superior compassion
and the trusted weapon of irony.
I Twitter regularly on Bluesky.
People like you are ruining this nation
Well the snowflakes are coming, my friend
We aim to bury your kind
in an avalanche of mild indignation.
We will settle on your roof, break through
and smother you with our disapproval
How does that make you feel?
Be afraid. I am a ninja in oatmeal.
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