Narcissus

Oh, so you’ve finally turned up have you

Where the hell were you last week?

It’s pathetic, the way you attention seek

You have to be the star of the show

In all of your puffed-up brilliance

We were shivering in the snow

We were waiting for you, you know

And now you appear – well no chance!

The party’s over, you’ve lost your place

You’re a relic from another age

You thought that you were too big for us

You’re so last season, even your face

Bright colours are no longer the rage

There’s no place for you, Narcissus