Ode to Vince Cable

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We all make mistakes, I know that

He seems sincere, but all the same

We've been totally frigged over

By that arse-licker. What's his frigging game?

He's bent us over the desk and

Done us every which way, like gimps

Yeh, we've been rogered, royally

Shafted. Just like a load of stupid chimps

Thanks to that coalition deal

We're bollocked; it's all gone to hell

He stitched up the students
That dick. Now it's personal

We are doing this for Britain

Don't give me that shit. It's all wrong

We're sliding down the pole, my friend

Into the abyss. It's all gone Pete Tong

He has no gravitas at all

Cameron's pal, what a twat

And he's frigged up his own party

The Liberal frigging Democrats