Why do you want to be Miss Hip Hop Beauty UK?

You ask the question, in response, I say

It's, currently, my top priority

Because the sky over Birmingham is grey

Because the house sparrows have gone away

Because I’m hot; because it’s my birthday

Because the linear notion of time

Was placed in jeopardy by Albert Einstein

And jus cos, well … it’s what I want, OK.

You say my desire lacks moral integrity

“Miss”,“hip hop” and “beauty”, you interject

Are all politically incorrect

And my main reason is a tautology.

You know what. I don’t care cos … hey

I want to be Miss Hip Hop Beauty UK


A ringer. Petrarchan and Shakespearian sonnets welded together.